woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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