this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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