she was so not down for the gang bang
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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