hell yes lets make some ravioli
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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