I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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