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I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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