Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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