I'm lost and stupid without you.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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