He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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