my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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