My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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