she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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