just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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