You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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