What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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