Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Randomize
