haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
how does that bad decision feel?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
