Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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