I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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