Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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