Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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