But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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