what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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