How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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