That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
