It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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