you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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