A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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