do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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