Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
