How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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