I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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