"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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