I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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