you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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