I'm really into asian looking animals
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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