Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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