we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
tell me about the eggs
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