have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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