i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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