i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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