apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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