that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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