erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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