Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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