thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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