He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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