Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
