He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So much rum. So many feels.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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