Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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