Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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