Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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