I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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