Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We smell like vodka and hangover
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