The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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