i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
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