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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

SEEEEXXX PLEASE

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(605): View more from South Dakota

and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.

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(214): View more from Texas

Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.

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(207): View more from Maine

Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.

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(916): View more from California

I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�

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(903): View more from Texas

Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?

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(276): View more from Virginia

I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....

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(540): View more from Virginia

I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs

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(734): View more from Michigan

I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers

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